A couple years ago: I wrote a robot poem. I don't usually write robot poems. I mean, yes, there's nothing wrong with robot poems, but I tend to stick pretty close to my genre: talking animals stories. And robots don't really qualify under that account. Still, for whatever reason—I've pretty much stopped looking for reasons when it comes to the things I do; I assume they're there, sure, but I don't go looking for them—I wrote a robot poem. As befit the whole concept, I wrote it in "free verse" with no rhyme scheme, no meter, none of my usual sort of poetic stuff. It was a robot poem, after all. Modern! Clanking! Peculiar! Et Cetera! I sent the poem out to the usual poem-publishing places, but none of them were interested. That happens with alarming regularity when it comes to the stuff I write. But that doesn't stop me from sending it out over and o...